Category 4. Flippant Footy Philosophising

Headlines Heresy Halted – Hooray!

In a recent Federal Court case, Justice Bennett found that newspaper headlines are not protected under Copyright law.  Footy sub-editors must have breathed a collective sigh of relief.  A ruling the other way could have rendered a gem like “Power switched on” never to be repeated again – the prospect of being a very sad […]

Incidents That Stick

What could Helen D’Amico, Trevor Chappell and John Kerr possibly have in common? Maybe that the mention of their name is likely to have anyone under the age of about thirty-five scratching their head.  But for those of us ever-so-slightly older, these names will bring an incident immediately to mind; an incident that is intrinsically […]

Grand Final Nirvana – Celebrity Skin

With Grand Final week looming large, ready yourself for the celebrity footy supporter to come out of hibernation.  You know the type.  Those that are prominently positioned at one of the front tables at the Grand Final breakfast; proudly garbed-out in their “never soiled by dripping sauce from a Four ‘N’ Twenty” scarf – still […]

To Boo or Not to Boo?

It’s time for me to come clean – I boo. I have booed for many years now; only ever between the months of March and September.  My booing is an insidious activity that I have been able to cleverly conceal from my family, friends and work colleagues.  But now is the time for me to […]

Redheads to Become Extinct?

There were alarming reports of a National Geographic article having suggested that redheads would eventually become extinct.  This story was later debunked in September 2007 and Geelong went on to annihilate Port Adelaide in the Grand Final; taking out their first Premiership since 1963. Less than 2% of the world’s population are redheads.  By contrast, […]

The Cult Heroes

After Kyle Hardingham’s first game for Essendon in Round 17, Dan Silkstone of The Age was so impressed that he proclaimed that “the Bomber faithful had a new cult hero”.  A couple of exciting hangers and four majors was just the debut that Essendon fans would have been hoping for from Hardingham.  But was it […]

The Much-Maligned

It’s hard to find an article covering the woes of the Etihad Stadium surface without the term “much-maligned” being front and centre. I must admit to having been a “much-maligned” enthusiast for many years – dating back to the early days of Corey McKernan when he, much like the Etihad surface now, appeared to have […]